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So I was just eating candy corn and going to check on if I’ve ever explicitly stated the relationship between Cruella, Jasper, and Horace (I haven’t, so good times ahead) and you mother fuckers blindside me with this. Not only did I get 500 follows (which honestly you guys can stop now; it’s complete and I promise you I’m not going to sneak another chapter on there) but I’m up to 700 favorites.

Holy. Shit.

Expect something epic as a thank you.

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Dearies When Rumple Threatened to Lock Anna Away in His Tower

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Fic: Summertime Siren

((So AngloAnon has been begging me for a continuation of the Peter Pan Complex verse and since most of my money is going towards CONjuration I took the cheapskate route and gave her a fic. Happy belated birthday!))

((Also please excuse my lack of knowledge about Catholicism; I’m positive I got something wrong))

Summary: Peter Pan Complex verse: Isabelle begins her seduction of Gold Junior while Gold Senior confides in a woman of the cloth.

Rating: Light M; a lot of talk but no action

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Rumford remembered his romantic awakening acutely. He had been eight years old marveling at Neverland’s set, one of the original Lost Boys before he grew up and realized he hated the show. He had just stepped over to the Mermaid Lagoon when he saw Ariel practicing with her costume’s tail piece. Even though it had taken him a few meetings to realize that she wasn’t a real mermaid, but he had been smitten from first sight. He found himself gravitating towards the lagoon whenever the opportunity presented itself.

He attempted to speak to her on several occasions but, the moment she turned that smile on him he went red and mute and more often than not ran away. It was a tragic story of unspoken love…and to this day he got the oddest arousal upon seeing a mermaid.

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m-azing:

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

The older man had gotten her attention by taking a seat beside her in the lecture hall, the smell of cologne pulling her out of her book. Then he set down a trenta cup of black coffee as well as a Monster M3 before finally pulling out his calculus book.

"I am going to die," he muttered under his breath, reaching for his coffee. Thinking better of it, he opened the energy drink, popped the lid off of the coffee and carefully mixed them.

Aribelle French was pretty sure Mr. Gold was right.

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Anonymous said: Your sex and your sexual orientation? Also, I think you're awesome.

angloanon:

shakespeareanhoneybadgers:

angloanon:

shakespeareanhoneybadgers:

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Thank you nonnie, I really appreciate that.

Unfortunately the answer’s really boring; I’m a straight cis white woman. I’d go gay for Lana Parrilla but for the most part I’m pretty standard in the gender/sexuality category.

angloanon keeps trying to convince me to be her lesbian lover and tbh, I’d probably be much more successful at being gay or even bi than being straight. But I just…don’t feel romantically or sexually attracted to women.

Just so all of tumblr doesn’t think I’m some kind of sexual monster. I know Shakes is straight, I just like her a whole bunch.  I would never actually come onto her in any way that would make her uncomfortable.  We’re just really good friends and can make sure jokes with one another.

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Sorry I didn’t add that in there; Anglo’s not a creep. Well she is, but not one that actually creeps me out. We’re very rough with our teasing of one another.

Anglo’s not a creep. Well she is, but not one that actually creeps me out.

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I recall a certain anonymous anglo telling me once after I showed embarrassment for my first liking spree of her that

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Anonymous said: Your sex and your sexual orientation? Also, I think you're awesome.

angloanon:

shakespeareanhoneybadgers:

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Thank you nonnie, I really appreciate that.

Unfortunately the answer’s really boring; I’m a straight cis white woman. I’d go gay for Lana Parrilla but for the most part I’m pretty standard in the gender/sexuality category.

angloanon keeps trying to convince me to be her lesbian lover and tbh, I’d probably be much more successful at being gay or even bi than being straight. But I just…don’t feel romantically or sexually attracted to women.

Just so all of tumblr doesn’t think I’m some kind of sexual monster. I know Shakes is straight, I just like her a whole bunch.  I would never actually come onto her in any way that would make her uncomfortable.  We’re just really good friends and can make sure jokes with one another.

Sorry I didn’t add that in there; Anglo’s not a creep. Well she is, but not one that actually creeps me out. We’re very rough with our teasing of one another.

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Anonymous said: Your sex and your sexual orientation? Also, I think you're awesome.

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Thank you nonnie, I really appreciate that.

Unfortunately the answer’s really boring; I’m a straight cis white woman. I’d go gay for Lana Parrilla but for the most part I’m pretty standard in the gender/sexuality category.

angloanon keeps trying to convince me to be her lesbian lover and tbh, I’d probably be much more successful at being gay or even bi than being straight. But I just…don’t feel romantically or sexually attracted to women.

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angloanon said: Its TMI TuesdaY!!!!! What do you look for in the perfect girl?

Congrats you got the day of the week right! Now we just need to work on referencing the right sexual orientation.

Top of the list is definitely someone with a sense of humor, which is what everyone says but it’s true. I also need someone with a lot of patience, especially when it comes to me. I’m a difficult woman to love; lots of quirks, and it takes awhile before I’m okay with physical affection. Anyone who thrives on drama is out; I try to keep the drama in my life to a minimum and if you’re going to make it then I don’t need you. Honesty is also a huge thing; I give it, so I expect it, and relationships depend on it. I’m horrible with hints, so I need someone who will be blunt.

Having the same interests as me is nice but not a requirement; just don’t put me down for them. I’m a Disney freak, I watch a show about fairy tales and I write fanfiction. Teasing is fine, but don’t make me feel like crap for what makes me happy.

…alsobeingtheonetotakeinitiativeisnicebecauseIamlazyandskittishsothatcombomakesmehighlyantisocial.

Bonus points:

  • Physically attractive (blue eyes man, blue eyes and killer smiles)
  • Extensive knowledge of any of my fandoms
  • Knowledge of things I am crap at (math, science, cars, drawing)
  • Giving zero shits about being a dork in public
  • Understanding my references
  • DUETS
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OMG I still give a fuck about your story! Speaking of, everything that you wrote about like a long time ago is now becoming cannon! You genuis, you. Seriously, that’s amazing! You have to keep going! You’re so clever and innvetive and as total Rumbelle geek, this story gives me feels! I hope you update again soon! 

Thank you dear and yeah, it’s super weird how much of what I’ve written either is now canon or was dang similar to canon. I guess I saw the signs…somehow? It’s going to be really weird once I get around to the Chapters 10 through 16 arch and realizing Season 3 hadn’t even happened before I had mapped out that plot.

I appreciate the fuck given, and hopefully y’all like what I have cooking for chapter seven. I’m certainly excited.

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  • Shakes: Well I know this is going to break your heart, but instead of one bed I chose the option of two double beds (for our hotel room for CONjuration).
  • Anglo: ...well there goes all my fanfic.
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In the midst of my 3x15 rewatch grief I noticed this.

…those dorks wrote “puppy” in the resurrection spell.

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Whenever Nealfire is brought up in conversation

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angloanon said: Saw the thing about TMI Tuesday and you thinking it was sexual confessions....I'd so do you. ;)

It’s Friday, you dumb fuck. Come back Tuesday with your sexual confessions.

You know I love you and if I weren’t straight I’d totally get with you but for some reason my parts like boy parts and it’s a fucking curse I tell you.

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faithoshauntasy said: So apparently this is TMI Tuesday and I noticed that a bunch of the people I follow have recently posted notes asking their followers why they follow them. I figured TMI Tuesday was as good a time as any to tell the people I follow why I follow them. Sorry if this gets redundant, but this is the truth of why I follow a bunch of people. You are an amazing author and I just want to wrap myself around all of your fics and keep myself updated on when you produce more, even if they are just prompts.

And here I thought TMI Tuesday was only for sexual confessions and roleplay accounts to have something to do.

Thank you! That’s really sweet of you to come crash my inbox and I hope to continue to not disappoint.

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Updating “Mr. and Mrs. Gold, Season 2” like

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